Mental Kitty Litter

OK, let´s face it - this is a REALLY worthless blog, and in case you are NOT interested in cats and especialy "Kitty Litterature" - you might find it extremely boring. Besides, this is Rebecca´s fault, and the whole thing started as an inside joke about blogs in general, and the boring things people feel compelled to write in their blogs. But then I got hooked - and I can no longer stop myself from writing boring stuff about me and my cats.[Don´t tell me I didn´t warn you!]

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Location: Österbotten, Finland

I´m a middleaged woman who likes cats and books and people - sometimes... And yes, I can be very grumpy.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Getting rid of Nissan Pissan

Since it is now decided that Kjell is going to spend the following 3 years working from Stockholm, I suddenly realized I had a chance to get rid of the smellier part of the family´s car collection... Or, to put it bluntly, Nissan Pissan will have to go!

This new situation also means that I´ll be alone with the cats most of the time, and that it will be me who will have to clean out the kitty litterbox every time... Suppose I´ll get used to it.

I finally found 3 bags of that white stuff where it says "One bag, one cat, one month", so since I put that thing into the litterbox I haven´t had to suffer any disgusting smells... Except for omce when Otto must have had some digestive problems, about a week ago, and delivered a huge load in the box. since nobody was willing to get up and let him out at 6 AM - but as soon as I woke up and saw (that is, smelled...) what he had done, I removed the turds... Otto, by the way, is the only cat in our family who is capable of getting into the house by using the outside stairs to get to the window on the roof. He did it once when he was still wasn´t living with us - and every now and then he does it again. I suppose that proves that he is a bit smarter than the rest - or at least that his urge to get inside is greater...

I´m enjoying som sort of semi-vacation right now. That´s why I on Monday aftern00n decided to take the non-smelling car and drive to Mikkeli. That was 383 kms. The reason why I needed to go to Mikkeli was quite simple: my friend Satu, who normally lives in Tenerife, was visiting her home town, and since she wouldn´t make it to Nykarleby, and I would not be able to see her in Helsinki or Turku, the only chance for us to meet was for me to go to Mikkeli - which I did. I usually don´t like to drive alone for many hours, but this trip was quite nice. I played my favourite music real loud while I drove through the forests and lakes to Mikkeli - just hoping that I wouldn´t suddelny find a huge moose in front of me... During part of the trip I could drive for many kilometers without seeing one other person. This country is really empty! Just nature, nature, and more nature... (And we all know that I don´t need that much Nature!) When I passed Jyväskylä there was some more traffic, but even there it was quite smooth... The last hour I had to drive in the dark, and once again I noticed that I just have to get myself new glasses... I saw almost nothing! Or, I did see the letters on the signs, but usually a bit too late, so I had to brake hard, and the cars behind me got angry... I hate that feeling of not knowing exactly where I´m going, coming to a new place and trying to find my way. Near home I never noticed that my eyesight had gotten worse, since both me and the car know where to go anyway, and I never need to rely on reading the street signs...

But if was fun to meet Satu (and her boyfriend Julio). I got an update on the people I still know in Canarias... I heard who was pregnant, and who not, who had split up and who had found new love etc etc. Nothing that I absolutely have to know, but still it´s fun to hear what people from that time in my life are up to nowadays... But even if it was a very intense period of my life, my 5 years as a flight attendant, and a time filled with lots of fun moments, good laughs with good friends, I can´t even imagine how much I would hate it if I´d be there still, having worked there for --- what will it be? 18 years. It was a my good luck that they got rid of me about when they did - since one more year might have made me so used to that relatively comfortable and lazy life style that I´d have been very resistant to giving it up of my own free will... (it´s like having that famous pine cone up your ass... Sooner or later your body starts craving it). Anyway, Satu is one of a handfull of people from my flying days whom I stay in touch with, and I don´t want to lose her. That´s probably why I suddenly decided to drive for more than 4 hours in order to meet her. Who knows if I´ll be able to go to Tenerife next winter or not? Probably not, as things have turned out...

Right now I´m in Borgå, at Andelin´s house. They also have a cat - Sahra - who is of a special breed, that has a name I just don´t remember right now, but that looks like the fruit of a forbidden union between a red fox and a red squirrel... Really cute, though. She is in heat right now, but the problem is there´s no possible mating partner available... The one who is supposed to be the father of her future kittens was born last week... She is just a cat, but I´m sure she wouldn´t mind having an affair with a normal cat stud, of no special breed, but of course, then her kittens would be bastards, and we don´t want that to happen, do we? (and nobody is going to ask the poor cat...) What a pity all of my cats are neutered - otherwise I could offer her plenty of help, if she would just agree go go with me to Nykarleby.

We´re going there today, Erkki and I, but he has to do some work first... I had planned to spend some time in town, in Borgå, that is, but it looks like it´s going to rain, so I´ll just sit inside and read a good book instead until it´s time to go. I had my "city vacation" in Mikkeli yesterday, there´s no need to overdo it...

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Your one and only reader is back from South America and awaiting the next exciting installment of "Mental Kitty Litter".... More, please.

Tue Aug 30, 04:20:00 PM 2005  

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